best pickup line everrrr!
They usually call me Sam, but you can call me tonight ;)
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‘Tbh’ Facebook statuses omg.
It is not a ‘To Be Honest’ if you are just saying things that happened like, tbh ive known you since kindergarten, or tbh i saw you on monday. THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE OMGG. OR things that are obvious, tbh you are an asian. well no shit. stoopid stoopid stooopid peepal everiwere!!!111
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It’s Australia Day tomorrow. I don’t want to walk out my door, go to the beach, city or practically anywhere. Because I might aswell call it Hipster Day.
So embarassing guurrrl omg, dip dyed hair, shortay shorts, aussie flag tattooed everywhere (even in da partz we d0 n0t speak of) but dat doeznt really matta becos they aint afraid ta exp0se itt.
I love Aussie Day but niggaz come on, for some reason I really just want to come to the beach where everybody has their ‘aussie’ on and their flagzz and shit and walk around with a Chinese flag. or whatever other flag like Italian. OMG IM FROM JERSEY SHORE. I like to troll.
But anyways, Happy Australia Day to all the Aussies out there! and to those that aren’t, you can always borrow my Kangaroo so we can ride to lyk somewhere cool lyk da Mcdonalds!!1 they don’t have it anywhere else, only pure australian. lol im kidding, it’s american, but im sah hipst33rr so datz okaii.
bye xx
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When girls take photos of themself on facebook and add captions that have nothing to do with the photo.
The photo would be of her in her short shorts and a singlet with the peace finger, a can of redbull and shocked face, and the caption would be “A smile can hide so much”
Shes. not. even. smiling. da fuq?
hipsters.
xxx
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I see all these hipster girls in love with these boys with the longest fricking oily hair ever. It’s like a roof over their head, they look like a yellow garden.
I’m serious. And they’re literally like the typical typical aussie aussie surfing surfer dudes. Blonde, long-ass hair, frecklezzz, with girlfriends that wear napkins dipped in leopard print. die-sgusting.
I’m from Australia, and I love aussie surfers. Just not that, times 10.
s0rrii 4 daa rantt !!! ~~
xo
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OMGGGG, I was just on Omegle happily trolling perverted people when I just made a new bestfriend!
My conversations beforehand:
Stranger: Hey
You: Bom chicka wow wow
New Conversation- (maah bff!! ~~~)
Stranger: Baby you light up my world like nobody else
You: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
Stranger: Yayyy!!!
You: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
and then we came like best buds. She was from Australia like mee! but in Brisbane and she was also trolling around hahhaha. And not even at an age where sex was allowed, loikee meeee!
But omg aiuhsdishfoasfojd some technical thing happened and we disconnected aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :’( omg. when she first sent something, it was like she was calling me. it was a sign. stupid fricking internet. never will forget you maaah awesome ex-soon-to-be-bestfriend.
I guess im not the only not horny person on Omegle lol ~ i’m so saadd :(
x
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